I wore my cowboy hat and boots just as I was instructed to do.
We jumped on that old horse, the two of use–Patches.
But we slid off in a flash. It kinda hurt to hit the the cardboard-solid manure.
I wondered if I’d ever do that again!
And I mutton busted but lost the rope.
Went flying, trying hard to grope
Anythin’ hold my hand, and she kicked me
Before I could land. Damn sheep!